Unisex Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Sweatshirt

Unisex Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$48.00

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Unisex Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment SweatshirtIf you're the type to celebrate Festivus every day, you'll love this funny cynical shirt. Loaded with nihilist charm, 1970s aesthetic, and existential dread this sarcastic ironic shirt is the perfect way to despair in style. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester fleece blend hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks unisex fit perfect for both men and women Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying

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I often get the chicken Sriracha bars, so I thought this is a more economical way to get that bit of protein. However, these are extremely different than the bars. They are thinner, obviously, and that makes the whole bar drier and... I'm not sure how to describe it, it almost tastes like plastic. Overall, I'll get the bars any day, but these I really can't stomach. On the spiciness side, I think they're pretty balanced. My husband, who doesn't tolerate heat well, likes them, so I'd say they're mild spice. But I personally cannot get over the plastic flavor.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 7, 2025

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EOTE83

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 1

For the chicken go with the bars, not the strips.

Flavor Name: Chicken Sriracha, Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)

I really enjoyed the larger Sriracha bars, as they were an excellent combo of spicy, salty, and juicy. Bought these strips under the assumption they'd be the same. Not even close. No detectable salt, only the barest hint of spice (you can sort-of get the spice back if you eat a large chunk and chew it for around a minute), and the flavor when you first stick it in your mouth is dry and interrupted by a weird plastic-like taste for the first ten seconds or so. Since it's food I can't return them. At $40 it's an expensive lesson learned. Go with the bars, not the strips.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2025

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Paul D.

Boise, US

★★★★★ 5

Great quick protein source

Flavor Name: Chicken Sriracha, Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)

I love these Chicken Sriracha snack strips. Very tasty with a little heat! And great for a quick protein source on the run.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2025

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