Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Sweatshirt

Unisex Reality is in Retrograde Sweatshirt

Marsoni

M251S

$48.00

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Unisex Reality is in Retrograde SweatshirtAstrology might blame the state of things on Mercury being in retrograde, but in our modern dystopia reality itself seems to be going backwards. We adorned this retro aesthetic shirt with stars, moth, moon, and psychedelic imagery, giving it a timeless look that's perfect for expressing how you feel about the hellscape. Shirt Info: soft, cozy ring spun cotton polyester fleece blend hand printed in the USA with eco friendly water based inks unisex fit

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If you suffer from dry mouth during the night, these are the perfect solution. I had tried rinses - they don't last. Sprays - they don't last. lozenges - don't last. Other tablets, only last a few hours. I can get about 8 hours relief with these. Contrary to other reviews, you do not suck on them like a lozenge...they won't last at all if you do it that way. Read the directions. They "adhere" to your back molars...don't drink or eat after putting them in...as both will either dislodge or reduce the effectiveness. However, when I don't use these, my mouth is miserable and so dry. These provide enough moisture throughout the night. The flavors aren't too bad. I've used the mint (not may favorite because I'm not a fan of mint flavor), orange and berry. I wish they had other flavors (cinnamon, licorice), but till then, I'll use these probably forever.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2026

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Brenda P

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Really helpful for dry mouth.

Scent Name: Berry, Size: 100 Count

These really work. I wear a CPAP and my mouth was so dry I was waking up with my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth. They stick well so no worry of swallowing it during the night. I like the berry flavor.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026

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Em N

Lexington, US

★★★★★ 4

help with dry mouth

Scent Name: Berry, Size: 100 Count

I'VE BEEN USING THESE AT NIGHT FOR SEVERAL YEARS AND THEY LAST MOST OF THE NIGHT. I LIKE THE MILD FLAVOR TOO.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026

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Kenneth

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

A Miracle for dry mouth!!

Scent Name: Berry, Size: 100 Count

I don't know what I would do without this product. I suffer from severe dry mouth from my medications and xylmelts have been a miracle for me. I buy them regularly and cannot live without them I sleep comfortably with them in my mouth and they help beyond belief.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026

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Beverly White

Draper, US

★★★★★ 5

Dry mouth remedy

I have been using these for a couple of years and they work great

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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026