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Aubrey Wants to Die

Marsoni M251S
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Aubrey Wants to DieBy: Pip Knight "Sexy and laugh out loud funny, full of delicious drama and surprisingly moving Aubrey's chaotic undead rollercoaster of a journey had me cackling, yearning and questioning my entire existence." Anna Downes, bestselling author of Red River Road Love is hard. Being undead is harder Dolly Alderton meets True Blood in this dark, funny hell of a story Aubrey is not what she seems. She's young, beautiful, romantic, obsessive and a vampire.
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Roli Navarro
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Very Good.
Flavor Name: Chicken
My dog loved it. I am already waiting for my next delivery.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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Susan
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog won't touch anything else
Flavor Name: Chicken
Suffice it to say I have full bags of other chicken jerky treats. They're open. They're also full. She won't touch anything else. She loves Pawmate and Pawmate only.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026
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Anahil
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 4
Origin of product
Flavor Name: Chicken
I ordered these for my 12year old pup a few months ago and continued ordering bc he loves them. I may have reviewed these treats in the past…I cut them into small pieces to last a little longer as they are expensive. They always smell like as I think they should. However, I finally took some time to read the ingredients and saw that these are radiation treated, which supposedly is safe, but questionable if it’s from China. Now I’m hesitant to order them again. I admit he seems fine after eating them but I’m afraid what could happen in the long run. Just my thoughts.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2025
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Jayne Fry
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Chicken
Flavor Name: Chicken
My 2 dogs really like these. I like that they support health.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
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LuAnn Drake
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Treat
Flavor Name: Chicken
This is about the only treat my dog will eat. He is very picky.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026

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